Situation puzzles | Lateral thinking puzzles

I was alone in the mountains studying birds. When I accidentally fell from a height and broke my leg, I noticed an unknown black bird. I couldn't even get up, and I would have died of thirst or hunger if it hadn’t been for a strange girl who started coming to me every night. She had black hair, long eyelashes, and a charming smile. She never talked but just lay on top of me and fed me from her mouth. I thought it was raw meat. Sometimes, she gave me warm blood to drink, but I was so hungry that enjoyed any food. She left immediately afterwards. About a month later, my leg felt better. I managed to get up, return home, and finally have a proper meal. I was surprised when at night she somehow got into my room again and woke me up. Chewing something, she slowly started climbing on top of me again. I tried to resist, but in vain. She forced the food into my mouth and left, smiling. This time I was full, so I felt an aversion. Spitting everything out on the floor and recollecting myself, I managed see pieces of someone’s eye in this lump. Since then, it happened every night. Although I was grateful to her for saving me, I begin to feel really worried. Fortunately, she stopped visiting me after a couple of weeks. Five years have passed since then. I’m on Mount Fuji now, and here I met the black bird again. Now I understand everything. My time is short. Do you know why?

When a plane was taking off in the United States, the terrorist demanded a million dollars and two parachutes. His demands were fulfilled. The plane took off and the terrorist jumped out with the money as they were flying above a desert. He was never found. Why did the terrorist ask for two parachutes?

A deaf man came into a store to pick up flowers he ordered for his beloved wife. How did he explain that he needs to pick up the flowers that he ordered before?

Lou is in a cave when, suddenly, he hears a sound from outside. He thinks it's strange, so he goes out to see what had happened, and dies the moment he exits the cave.

Peter wins the raffle and commits suicide.

Michael manages to get shot; in doing so he saves his own life.

Camellia brought Valmont some wine. He looked at his watch, drank and died.

Taxi stops, the taxi driver opens the door and a dead men falls on the road. What had happened?

A woman completes a drawing, and then commits suicide. Why?

The man received the parcel in which he found a dead mouse. He reported this to the police, and the sender of this parcel was found guilty of fraud.

A man is running, a crowd is running after him. The man is screaming to the crowd:"You will never see the gold!" and he starts shooting. People who observe all that are exulting.

Over 80 percent of Greenland is covered in ice. But why then it was called Greenland (a green land)?