Stories Funny

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The waiter pulls out a gun from under the bar and points it at the man's head. Then the man says "thank you" to the waiter and leaves the bar.

Students are taking an exam at military academy. One of them chooses a ticket and goes to his seat to get prepared. After some minutes he goes to the professor, silently gives him the student's record-book and leaves the classroom. The student got the excellent.

The son of a rich man was kidnapped. The kidnapper wanted the rich man to bring and put the expensive diamond into the call-box located in a city park. Policemen surrounded this park, intending to catch the criminal. The father of the kidnapped child came to the call-box and did everything the kidnapper said to him, but the police could not prevent the cunning criminal from taking the diamond out of the call-box. They didn't grab the villian as well. What did he do?

Before going to bed, the woman hides her shoe in the safe. What for?

A man lives on the 10th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go to work. Upon returning from work he goes up always to floor 7th in the elevator. Then he goes upstairs the 3 remaining floors.

A man is lying in his bed, trying to sleep. He picks up the phone and makes a call. He waits for a while and hangs up before anyone could answer the phone. Then he sleeps peacefully.

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 grown cats were living in the apartment.

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

In the 1950s in America there was invented a chicken gun. What for?

A black cat is walking through the middle of a road where there is a broken street lamp. A man is driving his vehicle with headlights that do not work. Despite all of this, he is able to avoid harming the cat.

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?