Yes/no riddles on the topic Funny

Before going to bed, the woman hides her shoe in the safe. What for?

A man is lying in his bed, trying to sleep. He picks up the phone and makes a call. He waits for a while and hangs up before anyone could answer the phone. Then he sleeps peacefully.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The waiter pulls out a gun from under the bar and points it at the man's head. Then the man says "thank you" to the waiter and leaves the bar.

A woman walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The seller offers her one, telling her that it can repeat everything it hears. Some days later the woman - feeling cheated - goes back into the store to get her money back. However, she comes back home with the parrot and not her money.

An exotic dancer goes on a date for a private session with a man. In the room where they are, she takes her shirt and bra off. The man approaches, watches her breasts and smiles. Soon after, she dresses herself up, pays the man and leaves.

After George tries to hug a person, he dies by drowning.

Michael is in prison. One day, he has luch, goes to prison courtyard for a while and finally visits the library. At dusk, out of the reach of the security cameras, he changes his clothes. He then goes through the door to leave the prison, without being caught.

A man lives on the 10th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go to work. Upon returning from work he goes up always to floor 7th in the elevator. Then he goes upstairs the 3 remaining floors.

Students are taking an exam at military academy. One of them chooses a ticket and goes to his seat to get prepared. After some minutes he goes to the professor, silently gives him the student's record-book and leaves the classroom. The student got the excellent.

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

How do you get a full-grown pear inside a bottle of brandy?

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.