Hard situation puzzles

A man goes into a restaurant, orders albatross, eats one bite, and kills himself. Why?

One day a man received a parcel in the post. Carefully packed inside was a human arm. He examined it, repacked it and then sent it on to another man. The second man also carefully examined the arm before taking it to the woods and burying it. Why did they do this?

Aborigines lived on an island in the middle of the ocean. However, they found a way to get rich. How did they do it?

A guy goes into a drugstore and leaves shortly after with the money from the cash register. The drugstore owner calls the Police Station and, some time later, a police officer recovers the money and takes the guy away. That evening the three people go to the police station to report a theft.

Why did a healthy young girl put a gypsum on her arm, which was not damaged?

A man is stranded on an island covered in forest. One day, when the wind is blowing from the west, lightning strikes the west end of the island and sets fire to the forest. The fire is very violent, burning everything in its path, and without intervention the fire will burn the whole island, killing the man in the process. There are cliffs around the island, so he cannot jump off. How can the man survive the fire? (There are no buckets or any other means to put out the fire)

A man woke up, lit a match and saw something that frightened him to death.

A man who was expecting to die in a few days dies sooner than he thought.

A man was walking down the street when he suddenly started to choke the woman walking by him. He was taken to the police station but soon after was released.

On first day, nothing in Mary’s behavior surprised John. On the second day, John was extremely surprised. On the third day, John got it and switched his opinion about women for the better.

A man is driving his car while listening to the radio when suddenly the radio goes silent. He then decides to leave the road and throw himself off the top of a cliff.

A man sitting on a park bench reads a newspaper article headlined "Death at Sea" and knows a murder has been committed.