Funny Situation Puzzles

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night in town, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

One of Michael’s dearest loved ones binds him to a chair, but Michael doesn't mind. Why?

Eugene was watching his relatives and friends being killed, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A dinner at a dormitory. The light went out. When they turned on the light, a student had blood all over his hands.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

In the 1950s in America there was invented a chicken gun. What for?

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

A woman asks a driver to take her home. The whole way she talks, too much. The taxist tells her: "I'm sorry but I am deaf." The woman falls silent. But when she goes out of the taxi, she understands that the driver isn't deaf.

A professor didn’t want to accept a student’s paper. Student: “Do you know who I am?” Professor: “I neither know nor care. And don’t try to frighten me!” But the professor still accepted the paper. Why?

At one time, the following warning notices appeared on one of the main squares of Prague, “Attention! Beware of pickpockets!” The local police knew that there really were a lot of pickpockets here, but they actively tore these notices down. Why?

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.