Funny Situation Puzzles

At one time, the following warning notices appeared on one of the main squares of Prague, “Attention! Beware of pickpockets!” The local police knew that there really were a lot of pickpockets here, but they actively tore these notices down. Why?

In the 1950s in America there was invented a chicken gun. What for?

Michael is in prison. One day, he has luch, goes to prison courtyard for a while and finally visits the library. At dusk, out of the reach of the security cameras, he changes his clothes. He then goes through the door to leave the prison, without being caught.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.

A woman asks a driver to take her home. The whole way she talks, too much. The taxist tells her: "I'm sorry but I am deaf." The woman falls silent. But when she goes out of the taxi, she understands that the driver isn't deaf.

A man was furious, when he realized that he can hear better without hearing aid that he was using the last 20 years. He went to his doctor to complain but the specialist became even more furious than him.

Students are taking an exam at military academy. One of them chooses a ticket and goes to his seat to get prepared. After some minutes he goes to the professor, silently gives him the student's record-book and leaves the classroom. The student got the excellent.

Jimmy hid a treasure but when he wanted to recover it, he was not able to.

A professor didn’t want to accept a student’s paper. Student: “Do you know who I am?” Professor: “I neither know nor care. And don’t try to frighten me!” But the professor still accepted the paper. Why?

A deaf man came into a store to pick up flowers he ordered for his beloved wife. How did he explain that he needs to pick up the flowers that he ordered before?