Situation puzzleDoctor, doctor

An exotic dancer goes on a date for a private session with a man. In the room where they are, she takes her shirt and bra off. The man approaches, watches her breasts and smiles. Soon after, she dresses herself up, pays the man and leaves.

On first day, nothing in Mary’s behavior surprised John. On the second day, John was extremely surprised. On the third day, John got it and switched his opinion about women for the better.

A man was walking down the street when he suddenly started to choke the woman walking by him. He was taken to the police station but soon after was released.

He was very calm. However, they kept beating him until he screamed. After that, she was happy. Why?

Two women are talking. One goes into the bathroom, comes out five minutes later, and kills the other.

A man returns from a business trip, he rings a door, his wife opens it. He immediately accused her of betrayal.

The doorbell rings. Bill opens the door. On the threshold, he sees a local vagrant. - Hello, - says the vagrant, - as usual, I was going around the garbage pits and in one of them found a wallet with $1,000 and your ID. You must have thrown it away by mistake. - Right! – says Bill joyfully. - My wallet! Thank you so much! - Please check the contents - the vagrant asks. - One thousand even! – confirms Bill, counting the bills hastily. Then he takes a $20 bill out of the pack and gives it to the vagrant. - This is from me with thanks! They part, being quite content with each other. - Who was it? – Bill’s wife asks. Bill laughs and tells his wife what happened. Why’s it funny?