Funny Situation Puzzles

One person decided to play golf with Nick Faldo, imposing one condition - he will choose the time and the place for a match. Nick agreed. As a result this person beat the champion.

Jimmy hid a treasure but when he wanted to recover it, he was not able to.

A dinner at a dormitory. The light went out. When they turned on the light, a student had blood all over his hands.

The husband lied to his wife that there were weapons buried in the backyard of their house. What for?

Before going to bed, the woman hides her shoe in the safe. What for?

Students are taking an exam at military academy. One of them chooses a ticket and goes to his seat to get prepared. After some minutes he goes to the professor, silently gives him the student's record-book and leaves the classroom. The student got the excellent.

At one time, the following warning notices appeared on one of the main squares of Prague, “Attention! Beware of pickpockets!” The local police knew that there really were a lot of pickpockets here, but they actively tore these notices down. Why?

Why did a healthy young girl put a gypsum on her arm, which was not damaged?

Why Alexander the Great told his army to shave off their beards?

A professor didn’t want to accept a student’s paper. Student: “Do you know who I am?” Professor: “I neither know nor care. And don’t try to frighten me!” But the professor still accepted the paper. Why?