Funny Situation Puzzles

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.

A woman walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The seller offers her one, telling her that it can repeat everything it hears. Some days later the woman - feeling cheated - goes back into the store to get her money back. However, she comes back home with the parrot and not her money.

The man was going to go to work by car, but found that one of the tires was flat. Without doing anything, he got into the car and drove 20 kilometers to work and then back home, without the slightest embarrassment. How could he manage it?

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

Jimmy hid a treasure but when he wanted to recover it, he was not able to.

In the 1950s in America there was invented a chicken gun. What for?

Students are taking an exam at military academy. One of them chooses a ticket and goes to his seat to get prepared. After some minutes he goes to the professor, silently gives him the student's record-book and leaves the classroom. The student got the excellent.

A woman asks questions to her friend - a policeman - about a strange death. After 5 minutes the policeman is surprised to see that the woman finds out the cause of the death.

A woman asks a driver to take her home. The whole way she talks, too much. The taxist tells her: "I'm sorry but I am deaf." The woman falls silent. But when she goes out of the taxi, she understands that the driver isn't deaf.

How do you get a full-grown pear inside a bottle of brandy?