Funny Situation Puzzles

A professor didn’t want to accept a student’s paper. Student: “Do you know who I am?” Professor: “I neither know nor care. And don’t try to frighten me!” But the professor still accepted the paper. Why?

The husband lied to his wife that there were weapons buried in the backyard of their house. What for?

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. How come?

The son of a rich man was kidnapped. The kidnapper wanted the rich man to bring and put the expensive diamond into the call-box located in a city park. Policemen surrounded this park, intending to catch the criminal. The father of the kidnapped child came to the call-box and did everything the kidnapper said to him, but the police could not prevent the cunning criminal from taking the diamond out of the call-box. They didn't grab the villian as well. What did he do?

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.

A man is lying awake in bed. He makes a phone call, says nothing, and goes to sleep.

After George tries to hug a person, he dies by drowning.

When Liz was about to find out who killed Mario, she fell asleep. When she woke up she realized that she could no longer find it out.

A woman asks questions to her friend - a policeman - about a strange death. After 5 minutes the policeman is surprised to see that the woman finds out the cause of the death.

When on a bus, Kate wanted to offer her seat to a woman who's just goton. But she was very embarrassed and refused. Why?

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.