Funny Situation Puzzles

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night in town, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A dinner at a dormitory. The light went out. When they turned on the light, a student had blood all over his hands.

At one time, the following warning notices appeared on one of the main squares of Prague, “Attention! Beware of pickpockets!” The local police knew that there really were a lot of pickpockets here, but they actively tore these notices down. Why?

The boy knocks on the door. The owner of the house opens it. The boy immediately thanks the owner and leaves. Why?

Eugene was watching his relatives and friends being killed, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

In the 1950s in America there was invented a chicken gun. What for?

A man, who was examining some school, noticed that any time a teacher was asking a question, lots of pupils were ready to answer. Moreover, every time the teacher was choosing another person and the answer was always right.

Michael is in prison. One day, he has luch, goes to prison courtyard for a while and finally visits the library. At dusk, out of the reach of the security cameras, he changes his clothes. He then goes through the door to leave the prison, without being caught.

A woman asks a driver to take her home. The whole way she talks, too much. The taxist tells her: "I'm sorry but I am deaf." The woman falls silent. But when she goes out of the taxi, she understands that the driver isn't deaf.