Easy situation puzzles

A man jumped out of plane. And he survived.

Michael is in prison. One day, he has luch, goes to prison courtyard for a while and finally visits the library. At dusk, out of the reach of the security cameras, he changes his clothes. He then goes through the door to leave the prison, without being caught.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

A woman asks a driver to take her home. The whole way she talks, too much. The taxist tells her: "I'm sorry but I am deaf." The woman falls silent. But when she goes out of the taxi, she understands that the driver isn't deaf.

Today, I was on the train again when a woman appeared before me. I didn’t even remember her face. It’s so sad. Explain why the narrator feels sad.

The sound of Brian’s snoring is usually just annoying, but today it causes terror and panic. Why?

Sally was sleeping when she was awoken by Jack. She walked to the door and found a letter. She read it and began to cry. She now knew that her boyfriend would never see her again. Why?

There are a man and his son in a car. The car crashes and the father dies. When the ambulance takes the son to the hospital, the surgeon says:" I can't do the surgery, because he is my son". How can that be possible?

Tim is sailing his boat when his watch falls overboard. He is a great diver. However, he does not manage to retrieve the watch.

A man comes breathless out of a house, closes the door and goes quickly down stairs. Then he walks two blocks to get to another house, enters and breathes relieved.

Andrew decided to spend the evening with his family. He bought tickets for the whole family, but his ticket cost him his life.