Situation puzzleHearing aid

When Martin woke up that morning, he was surprised to see the door open. As soon as he crossed the threshold he got beheaded.

A businessman witnesses a kidnapping. However, when he tells the police, they do not believe him.

A woman is watching a movie. Suddenly she hears a lot of explosions and people screaming outside. Then there is silence. The woman turns off the TV and goes to sleep.

Michael is in prison. One day, he has luch, goes to prison courtyard for a while and finally visits the library. At dusk, out of the reach of the security cameras, he changes his clothes. He then goes through the door to leave the prison, without being caught.

Tim is sailing his boat when his watch falls overboard. He is a great diver. However, he does not manage to retrieve the watch.

Eugene was watching his relatives and friends being killed, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

A man comes breathless out of a house, closes the door and goes quickly down stairs. Then he walks two blocks to get to another house, enters and breathes relieved.

The man was going to go to work by car, but found that one of the tires was flat. Without doing anything, he got into the car and drove 20 kilometers to work and then back home, without the slightest embarrassment. How could he manage it?

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. How come?