Funny Situation Puzzles

Michael applaused, and everyone in the room (except him) died. What happened?

Visitors to a scenic mountain village were often amused by the village idiot. When offered a choice between a shiny 50-cent piece and a crumpled $5 bill, he would always happily choose the half-dollar. The bill was worth ten times as much, so why did he never choose it?

A cowboy rode into town on Friday, spent one night in town, and left on Friday. How do you account for this?

A New York city hairdresser recently said that he would rather cut the hair of 3 Canadians rather than cut the hair of one New Yorker. Why?

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A man is found dead in a puddle of blood and water on the floor of an otherwise empty locked room with no windows. How could this happen?

The cadets became the cause of a mass buying up of salt in the whole city.

A man lives on the 10th floor of a building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go to work. Upon returning from work he goes up always to floor 7th in the elevator. Then he goes upstairs the 3 remaining floors.

A woman walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The seller offers her one, telling her that it can repeat everything it hears. Some days later the woman - feeling cheated - goes back into the store to get her money back. However, she comes back home with the parrot and not her money.

A man smashes Jimmy's luxury car. Althought Jimmy saw his car get smashed he made no attempt to stop the man.

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!