New situation puzzles

A woman finishes getting dressed and dies.

A couple of dancers die around a dance competition.

A woman walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The seller offers her one, telling her that it can repeat everything it hears. Some days later the woman - feeling cheated - goes back into the store to get her money back. However, she comes back home with the parrot and not her money.

Mike has been standing on his knee in the middle of the desert for over a day. He is all alone and has neither food nor water. But he doesn’t leave the place. What’s the matter?

A man stole a wallet. This caused his death. What happened?

Silence fell, and after a few moments she died.

A man is found hanging in an otherwise empty locked room with a puddle of water under his feet.

A naked man is lying dead in the middle of a desert with a match in his hand. What happened? A man is found dead in a desert. He is naked, and lots of clothes are scattered around him, among other things. There is a match in his hand. How did he die?

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!

In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby.

The doorbell rings. Bill opens the door. On the threshold, he sees a local vagrant. "Hello," says the vagrant, "as usual, I was going around the garbage pits and in one of them found a wallet with $1,000 and your ID. You must have thrown it away by mistake." "Right!" says Bill joyfully. "My wallet! Thank you so much!" "Please check the contents." the vagrant asks. "One thousand even!" confirms Bill, counting the bills hastily. Then he takes a $20 bill out of the pack and gives it to the vagrant, "This is from me with thanks!" They part, being quite content with each other. "Who was it?" Bill’s wife asks. Bill laughs and tells his wife what happened. Why’s it funny?

Four college students were late for a lecture and explained it to the lecturer by having a flat tire. The smart lecturer quickly proved to the rest of the audience that the latecomers had lied. How?