New situation puzzles

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: An old lady, an old friend who once saved your life and the perfect partner you have been dreaming about. There can only be one passenger in your car, whom do you choose?

A man comes up to the border of a neighboring country on his motorcycle. The customs officer at the border crossing stops him and searches the man. He finds nothing so he lets him cross. The next day the same thing happens. This goes on every day for several months. Then one day, the man doesnʼt show up. The border official meets up with him in a restaurant in the city. The officer says, “I know youʼre smuggling something and itʼs driving me crazy. Itʼs all I think about. I canʼt even sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?” What is the man smuggling?

A New York city hairdresser recently said that he would rather cut the hair of 3 Canadians rather than cut the hair of one New Yorker. Why?

The man was afraid to go home because the man in the mask was there.

A man dies of thirst at home. How could it happen?

A woman enters a large metal tube. She is overcome with fear and clenches her boyfriend’s hand tightly. She is visibly shaken. Her boyfriend gently rubs her arms and speaks softly to her, but is unaffected himself. A few hours later, the woman’s boyfriend tells her that it’s time to go and her torment ends. What was happening to the woman?

The sound of Brian’s snoring is usually just annoying, but today it causes terror and panic. Why?

Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones?

Alexander shot at the king, but no one condemned him. Why?

A young woman has her photo taken with her grandfather, but they have never met before, and neither of them is aware of their relationship.

A woman completes a drawing, and then commits suicide. Why?

Everybody knew that if Julia took one step forward, she would die, but nobody told her.