New situation puzzles

Micheal and his wife were having a heated argument that lasted hours. After some time they both left the house to go outside. Neither of them ever returned.

When Martin woke up that morning, he was surprised to see the door open. As soon as he crossed the threshold he got beheaded.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A hunter aimed his gun carefully and fired. Seconds later, he realized his mistake. Minutes later, he was dead.

In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby.

A man dies of thirst at home. How could it happen?

Following criminals’ trail, a police inspector entered a chess club. Assessing the situation, he told his assistants, “Detain those two!” How did he guess?

A man is found dead in a puddle of blood and water on the floor of an otherwise empty locked room with no windows. How could this happen?

A man walks up to a cactus, looks at a piece of paper pinned there, and kills himself.

In some city an amount of people injured in car accidents was very high. Then it was decided by administration to make the using of seat belts oblidatory. People started to obey this rule. But the amount of crash accidents remained the same. Moreover, the number of injured people who addressed to the hospital even increased.

A hospital director recently confirmed that many that many of people admitted to his hospital were not ill at all. They were perfectly healthy, yet were given hospital care and treatment.