New situation puzzles

A coin collector finds an internet advertisement about a coin collection at a very low price. After reading it carefully, he decides to buy it. Although it is genuine and its value is much higher than the price he pays, he is not happy but very angry.

A man is replacing a wheel on his car, when he accidentally drops the four nuts used to hold the wheel on the car, and they fall into a deep drain, irretrievably lost. A passing girl offers him a solution which enables him to drive home. What is it? (keep you mind out of the drain)

Andrew decided to spend the evening with his family. He bought tickets for the whole family, but his ticket cost him his life.

A deaf man came into a store to pick up flowers he ordered for his beloved wife. How did he explain that he needs to pick up the flowers that he ordered before?

They had to throw away plenty of their valuables, but it didn’t made them upset. What happened?

Taxi stops, the taxi driver opens the door and a dead men falls on the road. What had happened?

A woman dies from a long telephone conversation.

Five pieces of coal, a carrot and a scarf are lying on the lawn. Nobody put them on the lawn but there is a perfectly logical reason why they should be there. What is it?

Bill died and went to heaven. There he saw thousands of people, who all were naked. He was looking around hoping to find someone he knew. And then he saw Adam and Eve. How did he know it was them?

Andrew was stabbed to death in his car. However, the doors were locked. The car wasn’t damaged: all the windows were intact and raised up to the highest position. How could this happen?

At one time, the following warning notices appeared on one of the main squares of Prague, “Attention! Beware of pickpockets!” The local police knew that there really were a lot of pickpockets here, but they actively tore these notices down. Why?

Marmalade helped Bill to skip school with impunity. How did he do it?