New situation puzzles

At five minutes to midnight, I took the train on the outskirts of Tokyo. There were only me and a few other people in the carriage when a man entered. He looked around the carriage and as soon as the doors closed, his face was convulsed with horror. He approached a girl. – Excuse me, ma’am, are you 28 years old? – Yes! – she replied – How did you guess? He ignored her question and moved on to the man sitting next to him. – And you... are you 45? – Yes, right! He looked at me. – And you’re 35. – That’s right, but how do you know? – And you, miss, are you 50? – Yes, exactly, but tomorrow I’ll be 51... or rather, in 5 minutes. When she said that, the man’s face turned white as a sheet. Why?

The doorbell rings. Bill opens the door. On the threshold, he sees a local vagrant. "Hello," says the vagrant, "as usual, I was going around the garbage pits and in one of them found a wallet with $1,000 and your ID. You must have thrown it away by mistake." "Right!" says Bill joyfully. "My wallet! Thank you so much!" "Please check the contents." the vagrant asks. "One thousand even!" confirms Bill, counting the bills hastily. Then he takes a $20 bill out of the pack and gives it to the vagrant, "This is from me with thanks!" They part, being quite content with each other. "Who was it?" Bill’s wife asks. Bill laughs and tells his wife what happened. Why’s it funny?

Four college students were late for a lecture and explained it to the lecturer by having a flat tire. The smart lecturer quickly proved to the rest of the audience that the latecomers had lied. How?

Eugene was watching his relatives and friends being killed, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.

A man dies of thirst at home. How could it happen?

A man is found dead in a puddle of blood and water on the floor of an otherwise empty locked room with no windows. How could this happen?

Cindy is amongst a crowd of people when she is murdered. However, nobody notices her cries.

A man was walking down the street when he suddenly started to choke the woman walking by him. He was taken to the police station but soon after was released.

After the barrister’s speech, Bill’s punishment was upgraded. Why?

A horse is tied to a 15 ft. rope and there is a bail of hay 25 ft. away from him, yet the horse is able to eat from the bail of hay. How is this possible?

A man comes breathless out of a house, closes the door and goes quickly down stairs. Then he walks two blocks to get to another house, enters and breathes relieved.

A man returns from a business trip, he rings a door, his wife opens it. He immediately accused her of betrayal.