New situation puzzles

Eugene was watching his relatives and friends being killed, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.

Tony ran out of the building, carrying two bags. Another man ran after him, shouting and waving knives.

When the priest stopped talking, Bobby died.

A man comes breathless out of a house, closes the door and goes quickly down stairs. Then he walks two blocks to get to another house, enters and breathes relieved.

The man was going to go to work by car, but found that one of the tires was flat. Without doing anything, he got into the car and drove 20 kilometers to work and then back home, without the slightest embarrassment. How could he manage it?

A woman went on vacation and asked a friend to look after her cat. A week later, 8 cats were running around the apartment!

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they abandoned all their activities, that were bringing them money, and only had fun. As a result, in three years they became millionaires.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says, "Thank you," and walks out. How come?

John was walking along the snow-covered field. When he came to a lonely tree, he saw the corpse of a man hanging on the tree. He died the last night from strangulation, but there were no traces around him, except John's ones.

The man was walking along the rails and suddenly he saw a train coming towards him. Then he ran like hell to meet the approaching train.

A man is running, a crowd is running after him. The man is screaming to the crowd:"You will never see the gold!" and he starts shooting. People who observe all that are exulting.

A man returns from a business trip, he rings a door, his wife opens it. He immediately accused her of betrayal.